Ah, bird droppings on a lovely wooden bench – a common garden nuisance! Don't worry, protecting your bench is straightforward with a proactive approach. First, the best defense is a good offense: apply a high-quality protective finish. Start with a dedicated outdoor wood sealant, spar urethane, or marine-grade varnish. These create a hard, non-porous barrier, making cleanup a breeze. Reapply this finish every one to two years, or as the manufacturer recommends, especially for benches in full sun.
For daily protection, consider a simple, breathable bench cover when it's not in use. A fitted tarp or a specialized furniture cover can shield it from not only birds but also rain and sun. If droppings do land, act quickly. Gently rinse the area with water to loosen the deposit, then wipe it away with a soft, damp cloth. Avoid harsh scrubbing or chemicals that can strip the finish. For stubborn stains, a mild soap solution can help.
Strategic placement can also help. If possible, move your bench away from trees, eaves, or wires where birds frequently perch. Combining a durable finish with prompt cleaning and smart coverage is the key to keeping your wooden garden bench looking beautiful for years to come.