Discovering bird droppings on your beautiful wooden garden bench can be frustrating, but don't reach for harsh chemicals just yet! With the right gentle approach, you can clean the mess without harming the wood's protective finish. First, always start by letting the droppings dry completely. Attempting to wipe fresh, wet droppings can grind them into the wood grain. Once dry, gently brush off the bulk of the material with a soft-bristled brush or a dull plastic scraper, being careful not to scratch the surface.
Next, create a simple, effective cleaning solution. Mix a few drops of mild dish soap (like Dawn or Ivory) into a bowl of lukewarm water. Avoid using excessive water or powerful detergents. Dip a soft, clean cloth (microfiber is ideal) into the soapy solution, wring it out thoroughly so it is only damp, not dripping wet. Gently dab and wipe the affected area. Never scrub aggressively, as this can damage the finish. For stubborn residue, you can make a paste from baking soda and a tiny bit of water, apply it gently, let it sit for a few minutes, then wipe with the damp cloth.
After cleaning, immediately rinse the cloth in clean water, wring it well, and wipe the area again to remove any soap residue. Finally, dry the bench completely with a separate soft, dry towel. To protect the bench for the future, consider applying a fresh coat of a high-quality outdoor wood sealant or UV-protective oil designed for garden furniture once a year. This creates a barrier that makes future clean-ups much easier. Regular light dusting and prompt attention to new droppings are the best ways to keep your wooden benches looking their best for years to come.