It's a valid concern many park-goers share. While not an everyday occurrence, splinters from wooden park benches are a relatively common issue, especially with older, weathered, or poorly maintained benches. The wood used is often pressure-treated to withstand the elements, but constant exposure to sun, rain, and temperature changes can cause it to crack, warp, and shed small, sharp splinters.
The risk is higher on benches that show visible signs of wear—look for rough, grayed, or cracked wood. Freshly treated or regularly sealed benches pose a much lower risk. To protect yourself, it's a good habit to quickly run your hand over the seat before sitting down. Wearing longer shorts or pants can also provide a simple barrier.
Ultimately, while the chance of getting a splinter is real, it's usually a minor nuisance rather than a serious hazard. Regular maintenance by park authorities is key. If you encounter a badly splintered bench, reporting it to your local parks department helps ensure a safer environment for everyone. You can still enjoy the simple pleasure of a park bench—just with a little mindful awareness.