There's nothing more frustrating than settling onto your beautiful new garden bench, only to find it covered in bird droppings. Not only is it unsightly, but it can also damage the finish of your furniture. The good news is, you don't have to declare war on our feathered friends. Here are seven effective and humane strategies to reclaim your clean seating area.
First, understand the "why." Birds perch on your benches because they offer a clear, elevated vantage point to spot predators and food. Your goal is to make that perch less appealing. Start with physical barriers. Consider installing transparent, removable acrylic covers when the benches are not in use. For a more permanent solution, specially designed bird spike strips can be discreetly attached to the back and arms. These spikes don't harm birds; they simply make landing uncomfortable.
Next, use sensory deterrents. Birds are easily startled by unexpected movement and reflections. Hang old CDs, reflective tape, or specially made scare rods nearby. The flashing light and movement will spook them. You can also place a few realistic plastic predators, like owls or snakes, and move them regularly so birds don't get used to them.
Alter their environment. If possible, prune overhanging branches that provide easy access or a staging area. Ensure no food sources, like open compost or pet food, are nearby. Applying a non-toxic, bird-repellent gel to the bench's flat surfaces creates a sticky sensation birds dislike.
Finally, provide a better alternative. Install a dedicated bird bath or a simple perch pole farther away from your seating area. By giving them a more attractive spot of their own, they're more likely to leave your benches alone.
Consistency is key. Rotate your methods every few weeks to prevent birds from becoming accustomed to one deterrent. With a little patience and these humane tactics, you can enjoy a clean, mess-free garden sanctuary.